turntnip:

gym class

image

(via trust)

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via confirmance)

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via confirmance)

intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

(via trust)

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

(via confirmance)

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via confirmance)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via trust)

bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

image

(via trust)

intensional:

I love teachers who don’t care if you’re on your phone

(via trust)

hip-hop-lifestyle:

Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.

(Source: hip-hop-lifestyle, via trust)

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via confirmance)

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: rhinse, via trust)

boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

(via trust)

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