apportion:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

(via confirmance)

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts, via confirmance)

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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(via trust)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via trust)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via confirmance)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

(via confirmance)

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

(via confirmance)

titanios:

Who has never had any desire to vanish and only come back when everything was fine?

(via trust)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via confirmance)

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

image

(via trust)

foodchewer:

how do people do backflips and shit like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via confirmance)

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

(via trust)

astonishingly:

can someone clean up my life

(Source: astonishingly, via trust)

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